Char's Buzzword Boogie

Char's Buzzword Boogie

Verse 1
Char marched in with a stack of charts,
Speaking solely in acronym arts.
DEI! CRT! CGT! cried he,
Like he'd swallowed a policy dictionary.

he waved his hands with confident flair,
Every sentence floating somewhere in the air.
Nobody knew quite what he meant,
But everyone applauded the sentiment.

Chorus
Whoa, slow down, Char, what's the plan
Can you say it so we understand
Less alphabet soup, more common sense,
Maybe start with a little evidence.

Gordon chuckled, Let's take it steady,
Real life's rarely Twitter-ready.
If your point is strong, it won't need a fog—
You don't need twelve buzzwords to walk the dog.

Verse 2
Char declared, The discourse must evolve!
Gordon asked, What's the problem to solve
he answered with another phrase,
That somehow raised more questions than praise.

He smiled and said, I'm not being rude,
Just hoping for a little more substance than mood.
If every answer's a slogan or meme,
We're debating headlines instead of the theme.

Chorus
Whoa, slow down, Char, what's the plan
Can you say it so we understand
Less alphabet soup, more common sense,
Maybe start with a little evidence.

Gordon grinned, Let's skip the show;
Facts are still the way to go.
If your argument's solid, it'll stand on its own—
Not just because it's loudly thrown.

Bridge
No villains here, no halos bright,
Everybody thinks they're right.
Maybe laugh before you rage,
Step away from the online stage.

Trade the hashtags for a chat,
Imagine, fancy that!
You might discover, to your surprise,
Reality's harder to summarize.

Final Chorus
Hey, slow down, Char, take a breath,
Not every chat's a fight to the death.
Leave the jargon at the door,
People might just hear you more.

Gordon winked, Here's my plea
Think first, then disagree.
The loudest slogan isn't always wise—
Common sense can still win the prize.

Outro
So whether left or whether right,
Try to keep your thinking tight.
If your argument survives the light,
You won't need buzzwords day or night.