Gorilla Tag Life

Yo, Kai, you a fat ass porky, rollin’ through the lobby,  
Belly so big it got its own gravity,  
No girlfriend needed, that’s the truth and the key,  
All you need is Gorilla Tag, VR and some cheese.

Fat ass porky, triple chin stackin’,  
Sweatin’ through the headset while the lobby get crackin’,  
Swingin’ them arms, lookin’ goofy as hell,  
But you happy as shit in that virtual cell.

Ain’t no real girl wanna deal with that gut,  
You rather be a gorilla than try to get cut,  
Porky in the mirror, lard hangin’ low,  
But in Gorilla Tag you the king of the show.

No dates, no texts, no “wyd” at night,  
Just loadin’ up the game and throwin’ hands in the fight,  
Fat ass porky, keep that headset on tight,  
Girlfriend? Nah, Gorilla Tag is your whole life.

You bounce off the walls, you climb and you slide,  
While the real world outside just keeps passin’ you by,  
Belly jiggle with every punch that you throw,  
Fat ass porky, this the only life you know.

So stay in that lobby, stay soft and stay round,  
No girl needed when the trees and the grounds  
Got your full attention, your heart and your soul,  
Kai the fat ass porky, Gorilla Tag took control.