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Ball Sacks Hanging Too Low
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Artist:swansonjohn023
Duration:3:59
Tags:Jazz-rap with charismatic lead delivery,laid-back swing drums,walking upright bass,brushed snare,and Rhodes chords voiced in lush close harmony. Add muted trumpet riffs,saxophone call-and-response,warm tape saturation,and subtle vocal stacks in the chorus. Midtempo groove with playful stop-time hits and smooth club-room ambience.
Well I woke up this morning, put my blue jeans on, Something felt different, something felt wrong. Took two steps forward, heard a clack-clack sound, Thought I dropped my keys, but they were still around. [Chorus] My ball sacks hanging too low, knocking on my knees, Swinging like a porch swing in a Texas breeze. Every time I walk, they keep time with the beat, My ball sacks hanging too low, dragging down the street. [Verse 2] Went down to the diner, ordered coffee black, The waitress started laughing, said, "What's that in your slacks?" I said, "Ma'am, don't worry, it's a family trait," She said, "Buddy, those things need their own license plate!" [Chorus] My ball sacks hanging too low, knocking on my knees, Swinging like a porch swing in a Texas breeze. Every time I walk, they keep time with the beat, My ball sacks hanging too low, dragging down the street. [Bridge - spoken with band stop] I tried suspenders, rope, and duct tape too... Called up a tailor, said, "What can you do?" He said, "Son, I've seen a lot of things in life... But you're gonna need more fabric than my ex-wife!" [Final Chorus] My ball sacks hanging too low, knocking on my knees, Got their own zip code and property taxes, please. When I leave this town, they'll arrive a week behind, My ball sacks hanging too low, but at least they're still mine! [Outro] šµ Knocking on my knees... swaying in the breeze... Everybody sing it now... hanging too low! šµ Suno prompt: "Humorous country-blues novelty song, upbeat 120 BPM, catchy chorus, bar-band sing-along, acoustic guitar, fiddle, upright bass, male singer with a Texas accent, funny storytelling lyrics, crowd clapping and laughing, radio-friendly comedy country."