Naked Firefighter

[Verse 1]
Steam on the glass
Soap in my eyes
I was knee-deep warm
In a private disguise

Then my wife burst in
Like a death bell scream
“The dryer’s on fire!”

[Pre-Chorus]
No time for shame
No time for pride
I tore through the door
Balls hangin’ low.

[Chorus]
Naked firefighter
Naked firefighter
I hit the flames and held my ground
Naked firefighter
Naked firefighter
Saving the house bare ass and in style

[Verse 2]
Bare feet on the tile
Smoke in the hall
One red-eyed drum
A fire from hell

I swung the door open
And the heat hit hard
A dryer full of fire
In my own laundry room

[Pre-Chorus]
No boots, no coat
Just fury and skin
I lunged at the blaze
And I dragged it in

[Chorus]
Naked firefighter
Naked firefighter
I hit the flames and held my ground
Naked firefighter
Naked firefighter
Saving the house bare ass and in style

[Bridge]
Tell the neighbors
Tell the gods above
I took on the fire
bare-ass and free ballin’

One man, one hose
One savage fight 
When the dryer roared back
I was hotter than sun

[Breakdown]
Hey!
Hey!
Out of the steam
Into the smoke

Hey!
Hey!
House stayed standing
Dryer gone broke

[Final Chorus]
Naked firefighter
Naked firefighter
I hit the flames and held my ground
Naked firefighter
Naked firefighter
Saving the house bare ass and in style

[Outro]
Soap on the floor
Ash in the air
I stood there standing
Hose out and all