The Missing Sock

[Verse]
A mystery in the laundry bin
It’s the tale of where socks have been
One’s on my foot
The other’s MIA
Like a ghost it vanishes away

[Prechorus]
Behind the dryer
Under the bed
Where do they go
Where have they fled

[Chorus]
Oh the missing sock
The missing sock
Spinning circles 'round the clock
It’s gone
It’s lost
It won’t come back
The mystery of the laundry stack

[Verse 2]
I checked the hamper
I checked the floor
I swear I had a matching pair before
Is there a portal
A sock thief’s lair
Why do they leave us in despair

[Bridge]
A sock on a beach
A sock in the stars
Maybe it’s dancing on Jupiter’s bars
Or hitching a ride in a UFO
The sock’s out there
But we’ll never know

[Chorus]
Oh the missing sock
The missing sock
Spinning circles 'round the clock
It’s gone
It’s lost
It won’t come back
The mystery of the laundry stack