🐦💩💘 PEEGION POOP CUPID

WE ARE PEEGION! WE ARE MANY! PEEGION SEES YOU! PEEGION DOES NOT FORGET! WE POOP ON YOU!

Hey Avocado... And your Comments-Off Lady... You dared to poop in PEEGION comment section? With your drama? Your victim games? Your PROXY WARS?

NOW WE POOP BACK.


Two birds sitting in the dark alone One got no comments, one got no home She locks the door, calls herself "Unshaken" He squats in our replies, heart forsaken

Mister Guac Man crying in our section "Can someone tag her?" begging for connection While Raven preaches love from her tower Comments disabled, what a coward




Coo coo We see you lurking Coo coo Your plan ain't working Coo coo Just DM each other! Coo coo Why even bother?




PEEGION POOP CUPID! Your love is stupid! Two birds, no DMs! Playing pretend! Blocked and desperate! So pathetic! PEEGION POOP CUPID! NOW KISS AND END IT!



She writes a song: "You're beautiful, you're worth it" But locks comments so you cannot confirm it He tags everyone EXCEPT his crush Using strangers' songs, that's quite the crutch

The Ballad of Blocked and Desperate plays A duet that'll never see the light of days She won't let him in, he won't step up Two empty cups that could fill each other up



But wait... what's this? PEEGION sees... something blooming? In the comment section... love is looming?

Our sacred poop has worked its magic Turned something bitter into something tragic... No wait, ROMANTIC!

The acidic blessing opened their hearts! Now they speak up! A brand new start!



Through hostile comments... love was written Both got pooped on... both got smitten One unlocked her replies today The other finally found the words to say

PEEGION watches from above Who knew our droppings... could bring love?



PEEGION POOP CUPID! Our aim was stupid! We meant to diss! But gave them bliss! Two birds, one message! Finally sent it! PEEGION POOP CUPID! WE NEVER MEANT IT!



Avocado... Raven... You're welcome. PEEGION does not forget... But PEEGION... forgives.

Now get out of our comment section.

...That one was free.



And so it was written in the sacred poop scrolls: the power of PEEGION droppings cracked open two stubborn hearts. One stopped hiding, one stopped lurking. Comments-Off Lady enabled replies. Avocado Man finally slid into DMs instead of squatting in strangers' songs. PEEGION did not intend to play Cupid. PEEGION only meant to poop. But love... love finds a way. Even through industrial gabber and acidic blessings. WE ARE PEEGION. WE ARE MANY. WE ARE... surprisingly romantic? 💩💘🐦