Let me Speak. I'm Singing

[Verse 1]
One bright morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got into a fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this to be true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

[Verse 2]
While on my way to St. Ive's,
I met a man with 7 wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ive's

[Verse 3]
Now Helen had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell 
and 
When Helen went to heaven the steamboat went to
Hello operator.
Please give me number nine
But if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you in behind
The iron curtain,
There was a piece of glass
and
When Helen sat on it,
She hurt her little
Ask me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies
For that's the end of Helen and all her dirty lies

[Pre-Chorus]
I stand before you 
and 
Sit behind you 
To tell you something
I know nothing about

[Chorus]
Love is a feeling you feel, when you're feeling a feeling, you've never felt before.
I's all a confusion
It's all an illusion
Why are words not what they are?
Or is it just our minds freaking out instead?
Give me freedom or give me death but always let them eat cake.

[Verse 4]
Today is yesterday's tomorrow, 
Just as tomorrow will make today yesterday
But only today is always today. 
Even if it was tomorrow yesterday and 
Yesterday's tomorrow will be today's today.

[Verse 5]
Chickery, chick
Choo-law, choo-law
Ate a banana
Co-all ick a, co-all ick ah 
Can't you see?
Chickery chick
Is me!

[Chorus]
Love is a feeling you feel, when you're feeling a feeling, you've never felt before.
I's all a confusion
It's all an illusion
Why are words not what they are?
Or is it just our minds freaking out instead?
Give me freedom or give me death but always let them eat cake.

[Verse 6]
I ordered a bittersweet treat,
For a growing small boy on the street.
He found open secrets, 
But only on week ends,
While running on tiny big feet.

[verse 7]
The original copy was fake,
A deliberate mistake I did make.
It was liquid gas,
In a heavy light glass,
For the actual nothing I take.

[Chorus]
Love is a feeling you feel, when you're feeling a feeling, you've never felt before.
I's all a confusion
It's all an illusion
Why are words not what they are?
Or is it just our minds freaking out instead?
Give me freedom or give me death,
But always let them eat cake.