Why am I stuck doing magic? (Celtic version)

 [Intro]
I used to be a hot rich sorority girl who had fun every day 
College life was a life of easy classes and parties. What?  I didn’t worry about having to pay. 
Sure, I might have been called a Ditz at times, but I didn’t care. With my popularity, I was Queen of the campus, and I ruled without a care. 

That is, till I was stupid enough to actually read a book, 
Now I’m stuck with the secret of Magic, God, my life’s a screwed-up mess., someone get me out of this! 

[Chorus]
Why am I stuck doing Magic? I want nothing to do with this.
I want to go back to my old life, full of parties, fun, and bliss. 
But now I have no choice, stuck with this stupid responsibility.
This ditzy blonde wants out of it, but that lousy Fairy won’t let me. 

[Verse]
When I read that stupid magic book, I triggered some weird spell
I released a fairy named Selene, who’s an absolute living hell. 
She’s a mouthy annoying bitch, a twelve-inch God awful witch. 
She won’t leave me be, hovers around me like a pain in the ass bee
Go away Selene,  I just want to be left, ALONE! 

{Chorus]
Why am I stuck doing Magic? I want nothing to do with this.
I want to go back to my old life, full of parties, fun, and bliss. 
But now I have no choice, stuck with this stupid responsibility
This ditzy blonde wants out of it, but that lousy Fairy won’t let me. 

[Verse]
Selene makes me study magic spells every day. 
She KNOWS I hate studying, but that Bitch insists on having her way. 
I have to keep learning this crap, until I can find a way out of this trap. 
I need to send her back to where she came from, then I’ll be free. 
But until that happens, that annoying fairy won’t stop bothering meeeeee. 

[Chorus]
Why am I stuck doing Magic? I want nothing to do with this.
I want to go back to my old life, full of parties, fun, and bliss. 
But now I have no choice, stuck with this stupid responsibility.
This ditzy blonde wants out of it, but that lousy Fairy won’t let me. 

[Epic Cinematic Interlude]

[outro}
So as of right now, my old college life is history. 
Now I’m stuck with this stupid book, It’s such a burden to me. 
I don’t want to be a healer, mage, or Scholar, or whatever the hell you call this.
Please give me my old life back, I will beg, plead, and whine
But if that doesn’t happen, this ditzy blonde will lose her mind!

[Chorus]
Why am I stuck doing Magic? I want nothing to do with this.
I want to go back to my old life, full of parties, fun, and bliss. 
But now I have no choice, stuck with this stupid responsibility
This ditzy blonde wants out of it, but that lousy Fairy won’t let meeeeee.