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Jizz
10
Artist:Holy Light Records
Duration:2:58
Tags:Fast vulgar female redneck country comedy song,raspy smoky female voice,country rap attitude,acoustic guitar driven,stupid explicit motel humor,bad aim joke,red heels ruined,trashy GTA-style comedy,spoken-sung rap verses,dumb catchy chorus,raw rowdy bar performance,no pop polish
[Verse 1] I walked in looking like trouble tonight Red heels shining under cheap bar lights Had my hair done big and my lipstick mean Country girl chaos in a motel dream He talked real smooth He talked real fast Said, “Baby, this night is gonna last” I said, “Honey, don’t brag Don’t make no deals” Then that dumb fool jizzed on my heels [Chorus] He jizzed on my heels Now he owes me fifty bucks I don’t care about feelings Boy, clean that mess up You can wreck my bed You can steal my beer But if you ruin my red heels You better disappear He jizzed on my heels And I ain’t even mad I’m just charging for the damage And the night you almost had [Verse 2] He said, “Girl, I’m sorry” I said, “Boy, you should be” These ain’t discount shoes From aisle number three Red bottoms cost money And respect costs more Now get your shirt off And start wiping the floor He looked real nervous He looked real pale Like a drunk little dog With a tucked-in tail I said, “Next time, cowboy Learn how it feels To aim somewhere else Not my damn heels” [Chorus] He jizzed on my heels Now he owes me fifty bucks I don’t care about feelings Boy, clean that mess up You can wreck my bed You can steal my beer But if you ruin my red heels You better disappear He jizzed on my heels And I ain’t even mad I’m just charging for the damage And the night you almost had [Bridge - Spoken/Sung] You can mess up my makeup You can pull my hair You can call me crazy Like I even care You can break my headboard You can lose my keys But you stain my heels And you’re down on your knees Not for fun, boy Not for thrills You’re cleaning up My damn red heels [Final Chorus] He jizzed on my heels Now he owes me fifty bucks Redneck court is open And boy, you’re outta luck You can keep your number You can keep your charm But I’m taking your beer And setting off your alarm He jizzed on my heels What a stupid damn crime Next fool better aim better Or pay me double next time [Outro - Spoken/Laughing] Red heels… Cheap beer… Bad aim… No deal. He jizzed on my heels. That’s fifty bucks, bitch. [laughs]