Kenji's Dick

Leoff Kenji got a small lil dicky,
The only way he make his small dicky sticky is by givin it a small twisty.
He be beggin for a hicky, the only thing he get is a laughin lil giphy
No hope for this dick, this shit ain't something anyone would pick.
His ass so desperate he had to separate,
But he only fell for a bait that ended his fate and started callin them fake.
Lil dicked Kenji tried to stalk, only thing that happened was a walk and still no talk.
Kenji's micro penis so small he had to walk down the hall,
Tryna act like he in the mall for the ball he couldn't stall.
Man, he zoomed in on the pic, needed 5G just to spot it
He bought a magnifying glass but he still ain't even got it
He sent a DM to a girl, she replied with "Is it in?"
Kenji crying in the corner, wiping tears off of his chin
Now he broke with a stub, that's a structural drought
He in the group chat flexing, saying "Size don't matter!"
While the girls in the back making teeth-clicking chatter
He a certified ghost, he a phantom in the sheets
Got a microscopic dick that belongs to the streets.

Kenji, Kenji, where the meat at? (Where the dick at?)
Underneath the pants, yeah we dont need that (We dont need that)
Can't even see it with the flashlight on
One blink, one twitch, and the whole thing gone!

Yeah, he walking down the hallway, acting like he got a stride
But we know he packing nothing but some damaged little pride
He tried to pull a catfish, used a picture of a horse
But he showed up to the date and got rejected, yeah of course. 
He went home to his momma, asked for sympathy and soup
But his momma took a look and joined the roasting in the group
He tried to go to therapy to fix his little dick
But the therapist just laughed and sent a cock emoji instead.
Now he lurking on the Insta, clicking "like" on every post
But he get less attention than a basic-ass ghost
He went down to the clinic, asked the doc for a repair
The doctor took a look and said, "There's nothing even there!"
He try to wear the grey sweats, trying to fake a little print
But it looks like a pebble or a tiny Altoids mint
He can't stall for the ball, yeah his timing is tragic
Searching up "how to make a millimeter magic"
He separated fast, yeah he took the wrong bait
Now he locked in his room with a lonely Tinder date (with himself).

Yo, somebody get this man a ruler.
No, wait... get this man a microscope.
A magnifying glass.
A telescope? Nah, even NASA can't find that shit.
But wait, we ain't done. Turn the beat back up!

He bought a lifted truck with the monster tires
Tryna compensate the fact he lacking down below the wires
He hit the gym, benching plates, drinking protein shakes
But underneath the shorts, man, the whole illusion breaks
He went to grab a condom, asked the clerk for extra small
The clerk gave him a thimble and said "Careful it don't fall!"
He tried to wrap it up but it slipped right off the top
Like a beanie on a Tic Tac, when's the misery gonna stop?
He sent a pic to OnlyFans, they banned his whole account
Said "No microscopic content, that's an unacceptable amount"
He crying in the comments, saying "Lighting wasn't right!"
Bro, the Hubble telescope couldn't catch it in the light!


Kenji, Kenji, where the meat at? (Where the dick at?)
Underneath the pants, yeah we dont need that (We dont need that)
Can't even see it with the flashlight on
One blink, one twitch, and the whole thing gone!

(Break) 
Now let's break it down to science, down to the atomic scale
Kenji's anatomy is something out a fairy tale
We talking protons, neutrons, maybe even quarks
A millimeter max when he walking in the parks
He stepping in the shower, the water hits his waist
He gotta use a Q-tip just to clean up round the base
The weather got cold, and the shrinkage was severe
It inverted to his spine, disappeared for a year!
Yeah he trying to go viral but his viral is bacterial
Packing up a millimeter, breakfast time, no cereal
No GPS could track it, no radar could display
He the king of the invisible, day after day
Tried to blame it on genetics, tried to blame it on his friends, 
But his girl called that shit a "millimeter penis".

Tick tock, the clock mocks Kenji on his bed
Voices of the laughing woman echoing inside his head
He measures it in nanometers, writes it in a log
Gets out-measured by a caterpillar, out-measured by a frog
It's a tragedy of fractions, a decimal of pain
A millimeter warrior out here crying in the rain.

Kenji, Kenji, where the meat at? (Where the dick at?)
Underneath the pants, yeah we dont need that (We dont need that)
Can't even see it with the flashlight on
One blink, one twitch, and the whole thing gone!

*Make the outro creative*
Kenji, just pack it up, man.
You out here buying baby oil and socks for the winter.
A millimeter? Really? That’s a pencil tip, bro.
Even the atom splitters are fucked up on how small it is.
Even an atom bigger than that shit
Oppenheimer couldn't make that shit blow up.
Rest in peace to the nonexistent piece.
We out.