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Garonne River Cruise (Latin Style)
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Artist:stevecam
Duration:5:09
Tags:Playful Latin jazz at 70 BPM with a double-time groove launches with urgent brass fanfares,syncopated piano,lively bongos,and a walking bass. Susan’s bold lead soars over crisp horn accents,with Malcolm’s comic,spoken-sung asides and call-and-response male chants. Modern production highlights Spanish-accented vocals; female harmonies lift Susan’s phrases. Percussive layers and brass keep energy high,before a wild finale—fiery brass solos,stacked congas,and bold ensemble licks power a vibrant polyrhythmic close.
Susan says, “Malcolm, I can’t close, the zip on my suitcase!” “Bordeaux river cruise — now this is the place.” “Eeesh…!” “That’ll be because you’re packing so much shite!” “I’m just packing a single change of underpants, In a bum bag, with my learning difficulties, baseball cap!” Malcolm and Susan, rollin’ along— On the Garonne Cruise Ship! Swing! Rolling and gliding, all night long, Garonne Swing! Sailing down the river! “Some people annoy— me— posh gits” Uh-oh! swing it loud, Malcolm! “Relax, Malcolm — and enjoy the ride!” They speed a-round the M60, en route to the flight, Malcolm curses the traffic, it was oh so shite! They make it on time, against all the odds— Glass of champagne each, praise be to the gods. And. Relax. They board the luxury cruise ship in Bordeaux town, Find their spacious cabin, bags all unpacked. Mini bar stocked, temptation, is plenty, They swig a quick beer! feeling lively and friendly, Then head to the cocktail bar “Drinks menu has been studied, annoying people scanned, I’m keeping notes, Susan — just so you know what I’ve got planned!” Susan rolls her eyes, Her dark and stormy goes down nicely Malcolm and Susan, rollin’ along— On the Garonne! Cruise Ship! Swing! Rolling and gliding, all night long, Garonne! Swing! Sailing down the river! Next day, sunshine, and An organised wine tasting. “One little wine tasting won’t hurt, fresh countryside air and some vintage Saint Émilion!” “But Susan, pet, I’m already on glass number five.” By glass number six he’s cheerful and grand, Balance questionable, wineglass in hand. “Careful, darling — you can barely stand.” Oyyy-eeee!! Back in the cabin, triumphant with glee, Malcolm prepares his bureaucracy. “Susan, behold — my list is nearly ready. My List of Tit-heads… carefully planned. There are so many tossers to include!” Malcolm and Susan, rollin’ along— On the Garonne Cruise Ship! Swing! Rolling and gliding, all night long, Garonne! Swing! Sailing down the river! Later on deck in the evening light, The river glows golden, everything right. “Malcolm, look — at that light, look at that view! One quick photo with my phone, on the deck, just one, I promise… then we’re through.” She steps back gently, phone held aloft—oh what a shame. “Oh shit!” The phone drops fast to a watery grave, Down to the Garonne river, splash! forever gone. Later that night, dressed sharp and neat, Polished shoes and pressed-up seats. “Same bottle tonight, Malcolm dear, Still half full — let’s persevere.” “Do you remember me from last year?” The waiter pauses, searching his mind, “Err… no. I’ve never seen you before in my life!” Malcolm and Susan, rollin’ along— On the Garonne Cruise Ship! Swing! Rolling and gliding, all night long, Garonne! Swing! Sailing down the river! Across the room, a familiar face, Recognition hits at a cracking pace. “Susan — stop — look there, you see? That’s Kevin, Wait-lee — yes, that’s Kevin, Wait-lee!” “Auf Wiedersehn—, Pet!” Days roll by, then fortune’s call, A VIP invite surprises them all. “Malcolm, we’re on the Captain’s Table tonight, White tuxedo needs to be pressed and ready — try and keep it white.” They order soup, a risky delight. “Susan… this soup’s a risk—” Lobster soup, spills all down the white tuxedo! Looks like a blood bath! Amused despite the sight, “Malcolm… what an unforgettable night.” Malcolm and Susan, rollin’ along— On the Garonne Cruise Ship! Swing! Rolling and gliding, all night long, Garonne Swing! Sailing down the river!